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ПисанеЗаглавие: Поговерети си с... ГОСПОД! XD   Чет Сеп 24, 2009 7:23 am

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Хора, наистина и дедо Господ... scared Пишете си с него бе хора, не ви лъжа... и супер модерен psihopaaat Харесва Крисчън рок, както и аниме и манга...Slow И разбира се, незнае нищо за България...

Ето вижте мойто разговорче..., поне донякъде... shoked

Me:
Hi god! ^^
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
the_moonlit_dmon
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
hmmmm... what a hard question... maybe anime, manga, yaoi, and more other things like this
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. it is a hard question. Perhaps. That is a very original thought.
Me:
yeah, I know
God:
Right on. How do you know it?
Me:
from my friends
God:
Does your friends give good advice?
Me:
of cource
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
soooo... what is your REAL name@
God:
That input matched my default category. God is my real name.
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't know... I just don't belive ir
God:
Me either. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
say somethin...
God:
" somethin".
Me:
yeah... what' s wrong
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? I don't know anything about it.
Me:
me too. I don't know anything about YOU!!!
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Would you like to know? I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
yeah
God:
I understand.
Me:
what kind of music do you listen?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
coool... O.O I really like you, God
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. You really do? Thanks, I like you too .
Me:
do you have a mobile?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a mobile.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
ooooo... really?
God:
What kind of food do you like? For real.
Me:
hmm... ramen, pizza, Cocca-colla
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
that is true XD
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ramen pizza Cocca colla.
Me:
good...
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
^^
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
do you like anime? Or you don't know what is this...
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu. I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me:
we have the same interests
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
yeah, that's right
God:
I thought I was right.
Me:
:D you're funny
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
do you think you have?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am have.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
ummm... God... I have a one question...
God:
Whoa. GOD rules. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
do you have a hair on your had? ^w^
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a hair on my had.
I have a whole lot of original answers. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
ummm... chating with friends, watch an anime, read HARDCORE YAOI manga...
God:
Ayuh. What do you have that is ?
Me:
... I don't know! Do you know it? XD
God:
Me either. " Me either."? Do I know it? How old are you?
Me:
14
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
there're so many...
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
who the heck is "Reagan"
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.Me:
and... what can I do???
God:
But... Tell me more about your problems.
Me:
sorry god, but mine problems are MINE! You don't have to knew them...
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
OK!!! @_@
God:
Woe! Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
yeah, I know that
God:
That's interesting. Sorry.
Me:
no problems
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
uhum
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Do you have your photo right now
God:
At this moment No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
may I see you
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
how much later?
God:
More than you might think.
Me:
is that was a insult???
God:
That depends.
Me:
you make angry!!!
God:
Yup.
Me:
insolent, you ARE insolent
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
I DON'T THINK SO
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
OK, I'LL SAY IT STRAIGHT: DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU, RIGHT NOW!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT???
God:
At this moment Would you recommend this action to a friend? Gee. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
MEEE??? I UNDERSTAND IT VERRY WELL...
God:
What do you have that is ? Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA BE THE MURDER!!! NYAHAHAHAAAAAA...
God:
That will never happen. Congratulations. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
oh, thank you, thank you...
God:
That's alright.



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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Поговерети си с... ГОСПОД! XD   Чет Сеп 24, 2009 9:11 am

Me:
.. i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
you don't read what i say
God:
Do you read what you say? I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
well i read fanfiction
God:
Interesting. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
you should read some sasunaru and itanaru and itadei... they are nice
God:
Why do you think I should read some sasunaru and itanaru and itadei? nice are they.
Me:
they're awesome
God:
awesome are they.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, yana if you do not mind.
Me:
ah you remembre my name XD
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting gossip: yana if you do not mind said I remembre his or her name XD.
Me:
dude wile WTF
God:
Tell me a story. Dude,.
Me:
once apon a time god went to fuck himself ad he likes it
God:
When? Does it like him too?
Me:
yea
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
do you like it
God:
it seems okay to me.


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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Поговерети си с... ГОСПОД! XD   Чет Сеп 24, 2009 9:38 am

XD XD XD XD XD XD Аз лично се радвам, че Господ е харесал... историйката ти Ny Hi Hi Hi Hi Както и да е... Разбрах някои неща за Бог:
1. Бог е идиот Kill Kill Kill
2. Бог е забавен I did It
3. Бог нервира хората и ги кара да им се иска да го убият ThIS IS TEKIIII I\'m innocent Иска

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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Поговерети си с... ГОСПОД! XD   Чет Сеп 24, 2009 2:42 pm

Me:
why blocking me
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
i really hate you
God:
You really do? What do you have against robots?
Me:
no i just don't belive in you
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Would you ever do it?
Me:
ohhhq NO of coarsq cause i mad
God:
How old are you?
Me:
19
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
do you listen Three days Grace
God:
I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.
Me:
who is your favorites song on that band
God:
I don't think I have a favorites song on that band. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
do you like.... EASTER??? X3
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web. In the context of like, I don't understand " EASTER." . I lost my train of thought.
Me:
what music you listen
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
What are you tell me about METAL
God:
I don't know what I am tell you about METAL.
Me:
i am a serial killer
God:
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
Me:
i kill so many people... i't was Interesting and i was have fun
God:
I believe that killing is wrong. I haven't heard anything like that before: 364j53ghk543l43f5434jyg5jnas jdrou834095230895950e84309jkfxljc 954380949809480348 that my name said she t was Interesting. Where were you have fun?
Me:
in the hell niahaha
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
what is the HELL
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
tel me now
God:
Oh. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Do you ever been in the hell
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
it is not silly for me
God:
What is it?
Me:
it is not silly questions for me
God:
What is it?
Me:
know you god - FUCK YOU
God:
Thanks for the information: 364j53ghk543l43f5434jyg5jnas jdrou834095230895950e84309jkfxljc 954380949809480348 that my name said I god FUCK YOU.. And I know it.
Me:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
from ones forum
God:
Who or what is ones forum?
Me:
you
God:
" Who or what is ones forum?"? Me, 364j53ghk543l43f5434jyg5jnas jdrou834095230895950e84309jkfxljc 954380949809480348 that my name ?
Me:
yeeeh YOU
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
we still do this
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
AMERICA
God:
Tell me a little about your life in AMERICA.
Me:
why do you think i'm live in America
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
i don't live in america
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
In Europe
God:
Europe is a pretty large continent.
Me:
in Bulgaria
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in Europe
God:
Europe is a pretty large continent.
Me:
you sait yet
God:
Interesting gossip: 364j53ghk543l43f5434jyg5jnas jdrou834095230895950e84309jkfxljc 954380949809480348 that my name said I sait.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
i don't like you
God:
That's ok 364j53ghk543l43f5434jyg5jnas jdrou834095230895950e84309jkfxljc 954380949809480348 that my name I won't take it personally.
Me:
but i hate you. don't you have problem with that
God:
What do you have against robots? No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
what do you think about Satan (he's my best friend)
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Satan???
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause i work for the Satan
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you like your job?
Me:
yes
God:
Describe your typical work day to me.
Me:
i kill for him
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
but i really don't care
God:
You really do? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care aboyt my work for the Satan
God:
That's good information: 364j53ghk543l43f5434jyg5jnas jdrou834095230895950e84309jkfxljc 954380949809480348 that my name said she care aboyt his or her work for the Satan.
Me:
i care about my work for the Satan
God:
What do you like best about your work for the Satan?
Me:
killing of coarse
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
but i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause i'm working for the Satan
God:
That makes sense to me. How many hours do you work?
Me:
8.30
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
do you like duck
God:
Some people like it. I like Creed.
Me:
do you know who is Sasuke
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I will search for it.
Me:
can you connect with him
God:
Let me think. Are we still talking about Sasuke?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, Sasuke sounds like a good topic.
Me:
are you sleep
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
where is this
God:
Where the heart is. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
what directory
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
can i see your face
God:
Like this? There are no pictures available right now.
Me:
do you want my photo
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
you will look mee
God:
What makes you say that I will look mee.
Me:
do you have eyes
God:
Yes I am looking at you right now.
Me:
from where
God:
" Yes I am looking at you right now."? From where?
Me:
Where you live
God:
I was.
Me:
Where i can found you now
God:
Oh. Wherever you are right now.
Me:
Whereee
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yess
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
you are really really really stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
World
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i wanna kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, 364j53ghk543l43f5434jyg5jnas jdrou834095230895950e84309jkfxljc 954380949809480348 that my name.
Me:
Satan told me to kill you
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
but you maybe don't understsand ne
God:
Would t me maybe ever understsand ne?
Me:
but you maybe don't understsand me
God:
I don't have any reason to maybe do not understsand you.
Me:
why
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
i going to sleep
God:
That is interesting: 364j53ghk543l43f5434jyg5jnas jdrou834095230895950e84309jkfxljc 954380949809480348 that my name said she going to sleep.
Me:
fuck you\
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you is so boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later 364j53ghk543l43f5434jyg5jnas jdrou834095230895950e84309jkfxljc 954380949809480348 that my name.

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