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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 06, 2009 1:20 pm

Red: Stop!! I can't laugh and eat at the same time!!
Blondie: Sure ya can! It's called choking.
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 06, 2009 1:21 pm

EJ: Somebody needs a spanking!
Missa: Ohhh yes, EJ, spank me. Spank me hard.
EJ: ...
Missa: That was SO not my fault. You totally left the door WIDE OPEN for that.
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 06, 2009 1:22 pm

(I was
eating a cupcake when the most popular/preppy/ cherleading captain wasn't
paying attention and walked into the cupcake cuz i was holding it out and got
her cheerleadin uniform all stained cuz the frosting was blue)

Jennifer-(popular/preppy/chearleading captain) YOU IDIOT! YOU RUINED MY UNIFORM!
Me- (bursts out crying) MY CUPCAKE! HURRY SOMEONE CALL 911!
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 06, 2009 1:23 pm

Me-(i just walked out of the bathroom and my sleeves to my sweatshirt are all wet) HELLO
WORLD! I AM BACK FROM TOILET LAND AND THE EVIL PLUNGERS ATTACKED ME!

Kimi-(blank stare) You tripped over the toilet again, didn't you?
Me- (glares)
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 06, 2009 1:24 pm

Me- (throws shoe at Matt because I am pissed off) YOU STOLE MY SHOE!
Matt- I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR SHOE! YOU THREW IT AT ME!
Me- NEVER! I WOULDN'T EVER THROW MY PRECIOUS SHOE! YOU LIE!
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 06, 2009 1:27 pm

Me- Guys, like, i like, might totally, like try out for cheerleading! (giggles)
Kimi- 0.0 APOCALYPSE! EVERYONE RUN! IT'S AN APOCALYPSE!
Matt- 0.0 (looks at sky) WHY MUST YOU ALIENS CORRUPT THE PARTLY INNOCENT MINDS!
Me- -.-' Guys, i was only kidding.
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 06, 2009 1:28 pm

Matt-What are you doing?
Me- Drawing a picture of what the world would look like if i was in charge.
Matt- (looks on paper and sees a giant explosion) 0.0
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 06, 2009 1:30 pm

Kimi- Where'd ya get the dollar?
Matt- I sold Kyana a chocolate bar.
Kimi- (blank stare) YOU IDIOT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE HAS CHOCOLATE!
Me- WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (crash) (boom) (clank)
Kimi- GREAT NOW I HAVE TO GET THE TRANKWILIZER! (glares at Matt)
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Съб Мар 07, 2009 8:03 am

ROFL тез напълно ги бях забравила. Са само ако мога да открия и оножа със стълбите....
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Съб Мар 07, 2009 8:05 am

О, Windows!
Три дена храбро инсталирах .
Трих, слагах, регистрирах.
Не тръгваш и не тръгваш сам,
показваш само син екран. Първо ми съсипваш FAT,
преминавам през Format,
но не стига таз беля,
нов дял трябва да ти заделя.
Хоп, пак не се получи
работата се закучи,
драйвер някакъв незнаен,
искаш в цикъл най-безкраен.
С Wizardа отново споря,
но не мога да го сборя.
Нямам Plug And Play модем,
разбери го бе кретен.
Изнервям се, та чак треперя,
CDто искам да намеря,
та да тръгнеш най-подир,
а не под DOS да пиша Dir.
Уж тръгна, пуснах Service Pack,
О, не - ще инстарирам пак.
Най-после посред нощ,
използвах софтуера лош.
На сутринта от шлаката изрових,
процесор спечен и пророних:
Да бе мирно си седяло,
не би от Setup умряло.
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пон Мар 09, 2009 8:58 am

Anything boys can do, girls can do better while wearing high heels.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for yo

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! :D

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons! ROFL

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"- едно от любимите ми =)

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... хмммм несам сигурна ...ами ако стоят до някоя висока скала И БАНГ ще е достатачно

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work :D ROFL

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies ООО да :D

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. :D

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 13, 2009 12:43 pm

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 13, 2009 12:57 pm

If you call one wolf, you invite the pack." -Bulgarian Proverb

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."

"Remember: the early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten."

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

"My mind is a strange creature that breeds with weird thoughts and lays foul-smelling eggs in my imagination."

“Moi? Blather? I should hope not. And no, nothing about the red-haired, green-eyed, most beautiful goddess of Gryffindor tower right now, Wormy. Rather, I’d like to discuss a certain canine, if you get my drift.”
“You mean Sirius?”
“Not quite.”
“McGonagall?”
“No—that would be feline.”
“Snivellus?”
“No—that would be asinine. I meant Remus! I would like to talk about Remus.”
“Well you could have just said so. What about Remus?”
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 13, 2009 1:09 pm

"You know, if you take out the N in Finding Nemo, you get Finding Emo. It's the newest hit movie about a little fishy name Zexion.-WindOfDancingFlames.

"You sold your soul to the devil for a doughnut, Homer? You must really like doughnuts."-Ned Flanders.

"If I had a heart, I'd be dying of laughter right now."- Saix.
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пет Мар 13, 2009 1:26 pm

И сега малко кеф с Карибски Пирати :geek:


"Look! An undead monkey!" Captain Jack Sparrow.

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Jack Sparrow: Move away.
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Please move?
Will Turner: No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.

Koehler: Every decision you've made has only brought us from bad to worse.

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
- Elizabeth

I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for. - Jack

"Don't muve... I droped my brain" - Jack
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Съб Мар 14, 2009 6:54 am

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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Нед Мар 22, 2009 12:12 pm

Quotes I've Ripped Off From Various Sources:

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I hear voices and they don't like you

Smile – it confuses the enemy

I'm not bossy; I just have better ideas

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Нед Мар 22, 2009 12:19 pm

Favorite Naruto Quotes

Itachi

"You are not even worth killing."

"I've lost all hope for this pathetic clan."

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "Reality." But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

Shikamaru

"Sometimes I wish I was just a cloud..., floating along."

"I actually went out of my way to set the alarm last night, and I woke up before it went off. I don't even feel like getting up to turn it off. But I can't deal with this stupid ringing forever. Thinking about all of this is so troublesome!"

Gaara

"Loneliness is this world's worst kind of pain."

"When the moon comes out, it's blood boils."

Deidara

"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion."

"Those eyes!! Those goddamned cocky eyes of yours! It drives me insane!"

Kakashi

"Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life."

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"

Gamatatsu

"Hey Gamakichi, do we have to wait for the kid to croak till we get snacks, cuz' I'm getting huuuuuuuunggggry."

Hidan

"As the other dies, their agony radiates through my body, and living through it is pure ecstasy!"

Kakuzu

"They say money makes the underworld turn as well. Can't say I'd complain."

Orochimaru

"I refuse..., to let this happen! I am Orochimaru! I am immortal! I will not die here! Destined to discover the true meaning behind everything! Destined to take control of everything in this world!!"

Lee

"Gai-sensei is the coolest! He practically GLOWS with cool!"

Tsunade

"One finger's all I need!"

Gai

"That's it, Lee! Run...run towards the setting sun!!...But don't mess up your hair!"

More to come... :D
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Нед Мар 22, 2009 12:27 pm

И що не качи всичко това в страницата за наруто? --.--
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Сря Мар 25, 2009 5:52 am

"О, Windows!
Три дена храбро инсталирах .
Трих, слагах, регистрирах.
Не тръгваш и не тръгваш сам..."


O,tova prosto me razbi...
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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пон Мар 30, 2009 5:02 am

Нека качим малко картинки и тук nqhaha

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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пон Мар 30, 2009 5:03 am

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ПисанеЗаглавие: Re: Вкарай малко смях в живота си....   Пон Мар 30, 2009 5:04 am


Това не е толкова смешно, колкото сладурско grin И понеже не се сещах къде да го сложа го заврях тук XD
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